Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

quimsy

A word that is used to define any sort of humorous area on the body, such as the anus, the sphincter, or the penis.

Oh god, my quimsy feels so awesome right now.

by Jack the Butt October 15, 2012

quimby

A man in the middle of a 3-way butt-fuck.

The quimby gives as much as he receives.

by Arnie January 24, 2003

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 21, 2006

Quim

A tight, cozy vagina. Comes from "queme", which means cozy.

My girlfriend has such a sweet quim.

by CGS September 5, 2003

Quim

vulgar British slang for vulva, earliest recorded use:1785, the origins are uncertain, perhaps from the Spanish word 'quemar', which means 'to burn'

Sharon Stone flashed her quim at Michael Douglas, who appeared to enjoy the experience.

by emarie April 9, 2006

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005