New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Quarantine

When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU

2020 quarantine will end all of us

by Urban killer 911 October 6, 2020

Quarantine License

Originating in Charlotte, NC. Students in their teens during the Covid-19 era were allowed exemption from the North Carolina DMV driving test and given a provisional drivers license. These words are used to describe people who are bad at driving and make unthinkable mistakes related to operating a motor vehicle.

person 1: How in the fuck did he manage to flip that car in a 25 zone?!
person 2: lmao bet that nigga got a Quarantine License.

person 1: Damn bruh, I could do for a glizzy right now on god.
person 2: fa sho man hop in. The whip is a lil dirty tho, just move that shit to the back.
person 1: Why the hell you got a whole ass bumper in the front seat?
person 2: A little dude with a Quarantine License hit my shit.

by GlizzyActivity August 5, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021

Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020