New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020