Quarantine Crush 

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

Quarantine Crush by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

quarantine quart 

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

quarantine quart by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

quarantine brain 

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

quarantine brain by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

quarantine boyfriend by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

Quarantine Depression by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic 

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

quarantine alcoholic by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quarantine Papi 

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

Quarantine Papi by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020