Quarantine formal

Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.

Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.

by BoredOuttaMyMind26 June 25, 2020

Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

by J Queef September 30, 2020

Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"

by kingkombucha November 19, 2020

Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.

Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.

by Sziszo December 26, 2020

quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

quaranticipation

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.

The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.

by J. Sterling February 11, 2021