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New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.
Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.
by Henry56789 January 30, 2008
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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020
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Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts
by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020
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Quarantine depression

when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle
you good bro , no im suffering from Quarantine depression
by tired weeb August 8, 2020
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Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff
#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.
by Snakevon February 19, 2021
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Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.
Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine
by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021
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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 19, 2020
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