New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.

"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.

by Neeky April 15, 2020

Quarantine Boy

A person, specifically a dude, who has been quarantined for 15 days.

Person:Hey Quarantine Boy!!
Person 2: stfu
Person: No.

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020