New Haven Quarantine

The sexual act of fucking, and then ejaculating into the intenstine, having the semen come out of the mouth, applying the angry dragon technique, and following up with a strawberry cheesecake.

Dude I did the New Haven Quarantine on your mom last night.

by Henry56789 January 30, 2008

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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

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Quarantine quencher

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.

I sent him a sexy pic during quarantine and he said “Becky, You’re such a Quarantine Quencher!”

by Steenaweena March 31, 2020

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Quarantine snacks

Food you eat when you stuck in the house for a long time and everyone is going crazy with social distancing and other shit

I’m bored in the house eating quarantine snacks

by Bawston69 April 1, 2020

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adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

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