Prufrockian Paralysis

The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"

Friend B: "The girl wanted me to ask her out...I couldn't though, and suffered from Prufrockian Paralysis.

by Wallace Carlos June 20, 2009

Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009

Paralell Lovers

when two people live in paralell lives, fall inlove with each other but can not be together as destiny has not played out in their favor, as their time has not yet come to pass. to break the laws and create their own destiny could open pandora's box and unleash a paradox of tragedy. so the lovers wait, side by side, silent but forever connected.

usually paralell lovers have been lovers in a past life - it takes them almost decades to reconnect but when they do, the bond is unbreakable.

by Ztwilight September 2, 2011

parallelity

1.(noun) The field between two lines that are parallel.
2.(noun) The activity within the field between two parallel lines.

1. The parallelity of our lives made contact between us impossible.
2. The parallelity of their ambition made them competitors.

by Julian Steptoe November 26, 2007

paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009

Parallel Park

When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.

"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."

by Abscher1 April 26, 2010

Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.

Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.

by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010