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by Elhenaine March 6, 2019
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putín

A small minded manewhore
The putín is an easy target
by Elhenaine March 6, 2019
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putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.
Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in
by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022
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Putin'

Putin' (poo•tin)
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind

2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover
1. He walked into his lover's bedroom to smell that someone had been PUTIN' around.

2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.
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Putin dickrider

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
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Putin's Bitch

To be owned like Donald Trump was on July 16, 2018 in Helsinki. After 2 hour meeting, Trump came out dick drunk and couldn't stop sucking up to Putin. He's now Putin's Bitch.
Trump looks so sad now that everyone knows he's Putin's Bitch.
by SHK56 July 16, 2018
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Putin Law

"Putin Law" (also called: "The Putin Laws"):
1. Is the "right" to invade a country because another country rejects a Russian Puppet leader.

2. The "right" to invade a country because there are Russian speakers or Russian "interest" (undefined).

3. To make light of military conflicts by Russian military.
4. To make light of criminals in Russia or abroad.
Putin Law: {actual comments by Putin}
(in regards to Soviet Union)
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging that the demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century."
(in regards to rape in Europe)
"He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
(in regards to gays at the Winter Olympics)
"One can feel calm and at ease. Just leave kids alone, please."

(in regards to Ukraine President being ousted after shooting protestors)
"Russia reserved the right to use "all means" to protect compatriots who were living in "terror" in Ukraine."
"Mr Putin slammed the takeover of power in Ukraine as "anti-constitutional" and an "armed seizure of power" and said neo-Nazis, nationalists and anti-Semites were now active in the country."
by traderneal August 12, 2015
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