Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
by Nate and Mike February 19, 2007
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I made the mistake of throwing down in a meme war on FB while in the bathroom.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
After an hour or so, I couldn't stand up because I was a victim of the dreaded porcelain palsy.
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Taking a shit but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. They sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your ass just to cool it down. If you didn't know better, you'd think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
Carl partied all night and then made a trip to Taco Hell. He suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
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One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
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