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Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.
Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.
by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010
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Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.
Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.
by 2juicy4u December 11, 2017
mugGet the Prune the Bookmug.

pruned fella

You wouldn’t understand
Vikram’ is a pruned fella
by Definedit163485 March 22, 2024
mugGet the pruned fellamug.

Popped her prune

When ya nail an old bitch
Friend says i popped your sisters cherry comeback i popped your moms prune popped her prune
by Carlycosmos June 12, 2015
mugGet the Popped her prunemug.

prune juice

(noun, beverage) a beverage made from prunes (dried plums) that have been rehydrated. Commonly acting as a laxative, it is also rich in fiber, vitamins and minerals.

(noun, Internet meme) a series of remix videos based on a scene from the 2007 live-action film Transformers. In one scene of the movie, Maggie Madsen (played by Rachael Taylor) visits Glen. Glen's grandmother shouts from another room to see who has stopped by, to which he responds "SHUT UP GRANDMA!!!!", then "Grandmama drink your prune juice!" The scene has become a popular source material used in a number of YouTube Poops and Garry's Mod videos.
1. I think I need to drink prune juice, I haven't pooped for 80 days straight.

2. Grandma, if you can't shut up, how about you go drink your prune juice? (An example of how it's used as an insult)
by teamdokifanclub_off August 11, 2024
mugGet the prune juicemug.

bloody prune

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.
by panda ass April 24, 2014
mugGet the bloody prunemug.

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
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