Pooser

A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"

"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"

by die Ratte December 5, 2022

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time

Luke shut the fuck up your a toke poser

by Anubis.ign January 17, 2019

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Yard Dawg pose

Yard Dawg Pose

To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.

Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.

by DrFuck September 3, 2018

No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

Spoon, Ahegao and T-pose

When you take a silver or golden spoon and put the handle in your nose.

Then you make a ahegao face.
Then you t-pose.

Abbreviated to SAT

Geoff: Dude what did you do this weekend.
Jeff: Well I did Spoon, Ahegao and T-Pose
Geoff: I love to SAT

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way October 3, 2019