Poop

The brown stuff that comes from ur asshole. In other and shorter words - shit.

Dayumm stop touching his shit!
Do you have a fetish for poop?

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Poop a Loop

When your poop is so long that it loops around the entire toilet bowl creating a full loop.

When I pooped this morning,I stood up a bit and moved my hips in a circle. This action created a Poop a Loop.

by Jason 93 May 15, 2008

poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

poop tooth grin

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.

Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes

by steelhead June 18, 2017

Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009