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Bussy Professor 

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.
Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.
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Facebook Professor 

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
Facebook Professor by Butholeman September 10, 2015

the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.
yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!

The Nutty Professor 

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.
The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."

Kitchen Professor 

Drug dealers who mastered the craft of cutting drugs probably cocaine into sizes to maximize profit
Where I'm from, to get 100 bags is community treasures, kitchen professors

Michal the Professor 

Michal the Professor by Majkl12 September 15, 2020

cock professor 

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.
"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"
cock professor by monkeybatter December 3, 2007