Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009

procrastinator

Someone who always leaves something to another day. This is explained in The Amazing World of Gumball episode The Procrastinators.

You are a procrastinator.

by FartWad69 December 13, 2016

The Procrastinator

A sex move in which the partner on top shaves their dick/coochie onto the other partner.

“My life has been so much easier since I started doing The Procrastinator. Soaks up all the jizz.

by Raccoonzilla April 16, 2020

procrastinating

to delay or postpone doing something, waiting until later do do an action

Plasma November 22nd at 7:25 PM
"I'll play tomorrow 100% ok"

Plasma November 23rd at 4:40
"not rn"

Plasma is procrastinating playing Terraria with his friend Daniel

by notnotDaniel November 25, 2018

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tomorrow.

No, I'm not procrastinating.

by ThatPyro September 14, 2015

Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 20, 2008

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. Get back to work you lazy.

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!

by ProcrastinatingNursingStudent April 22, 2015