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Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.
Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.
by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009
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Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
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Procrastinating

He is totally procrastinating
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Procrastinating

"what are you doing"

" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"

"Oh you mean procrastinating"
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Procrastinating

What should I do instead of my homework. I can watch Netflix for 42 hours. Go Procrastinating!
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Procrastinating

No, I'm not procrastinating.
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procrastinator

Someone who always leaves something to another day. This is explained in The Amazing World of Gumball episode The Procrastinators.
You are a procrastinator.
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