Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.
by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009
Get the Procrastinationmug. A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.
You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!
by aint_david May 8, 2021
Get the Procrastinationmug. by hydrofungus July 26, 2023
Get the Procrastinationmug. pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun
1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 20, 2008
Get the Procrastinativitymug. My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.
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