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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful
Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019
by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019
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If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.
by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023
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probabs

an easier way to say the tedious word, "probably"
Can you pick me up at 4:20?

Probabs.
by mabelene October 3, 2009
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dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".
After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.
by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009
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your probably right

this is used when someone keeps going on and on about something you don't give a shit about so you say your probably right so they shut the hell up
i don't feel like putting an example.

YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT
by Igotnothing November 16, 2011
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Probation fight

A fight(Mostly physical/Can be verbal) between some worthless schmuck who performed something completely mindless to get on probation and his elder that tries to tell him to get his life on track through criticism and surveillance. The probation boy usually become hot headed over nothing and is eventually subdued and tranquilized and sent to a juvenile hall for a day.
Where is you're loser roommate today?

He got into a probation fight with a salvation army worker. This time he might have an extended stay in jail.
by HB26 February 20, 2011
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