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Pettentious

Fancy, humorous word for Petty.
A Pettentious Person
by Comma dilemmaz August 13, 2023
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pretentous

acting more important than you actually are
brenda: yo dawg last night i got brandan in my car whoooo weeee last night yeaaa girl i tell ya shawty we did it up and down the pole

Lucie Jermaine Jackson: brenda! I tell ya brandan was playing b-ball up in BX last night, what cho fat ass talking bout being pretentous an' all that shit

branda: oh shit ya caught me gurlfriendd got yo hair did
by BLue BuLL RogeRRRRRRR October 28, 2013
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pretentiously cool slut

a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.

dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.

dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005
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pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of
1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.
by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009
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PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...
dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.
by ducty December 29, 2011
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pretention

by Phil January 24, 2003
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protenatious

tofu is hell protenatious
by asas July 16, 2003
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