Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

by Ooks April 23, 2013

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.

Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"

by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011

Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Partisan

One who caters greatly to one side, with a fanatical zeal usaully.

See Not Proud To Be An American

Partisans are less annoying when they're not communist America hating bastards like Not Proud To Be An American.

by Elitist January 1, 2004

Animal Partier

Some who parties hard. A person who loves and goes to many parties. The life of the party. Someone who goes to the club and after club.

You can't come with me because your are not an animal partier.
Lets invite ...... the animal partier.

Animal Partiers are born not made.

by NemesisGirl12 July 12, 2011