Porch Llama

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

by Ese Hernandez January 29, 2008

porch dick

Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

by porch dick March 8, 2015

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.

See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!

Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?

Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!

by THe Holy Nazi July 8, 2005

porch pigeon

Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if you are their neighbors. If there is some sort of neighborhood association or co-op which you both share, you can count on these porch pigeons actively working towards getting you evicted.

Watch out for those porch pigeons on the way out, they'll rat on you if they see you smoking dope.

by Integerspin August 7, 2008

Porch Udder

When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.

Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.

by Yoz D September 7, 2010

Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012

porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012