poontang

snatch, pussy, box
(also see 'hatchet wound')

I can't wait for our first shore leave, so I can get me some fuckin poontang.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

Poontang

What Canadians call cheese fries!

"Damn, those Canadians love eating that hot poontang!"

by NASTY DEVO August 12, 2006

Poontang

The spot located between the legs of a female, also know as the pussy.

A name you would call a person that too scared to do anything.

Bitch, give me that poontang!

You are such a poontang Sean.

by Genna July 8, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

poontang

A monkey masturbating over a ripe beetroot

Argh man, why is there a picture of poontang on my pc?

by MistahShizzleDizzle the third January 22, 2004

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

Poontang

ACcording to the 1929 Song by Clara Smith, "Oh! Mister Mitchell", Poontang is some sort of confectionary. It's implied that Mister Mitchell is the creater of Poontang.

"Oh! Mister Mitchell, I'm crazy 'bout your sweet Poontang!"

by Charles Grogan April 18, 2006