Master Poke'

A person that has been around to enjoy every generation of pokemon games and still in thier 20's continues to play pokemon religiously.

Sam: We are such "Master Poke'"s i cant believe we still like this stuff!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!

by ICEYDEATHDEALER April 4, 2009

poke-shuffle

a group of awesome people who roleplay pokemon on tumblr. everything is switched up, including the regions and starters. they are lead by morty and kotone, the loving mods. Also, Leaf throws piplups off buildings.

"I'm Eusine and I can't count past six. What the heck comes after six?"

Poke-shuffle is the best group ever!

Poke-shuffle has some quality roleplayers.

Morty is poke-shuffle's whore.

by blondies_ November 9, 2011

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

by Alpa June 27, 2006

poke check

It's anal fingering

I poke check a bitch last night

by lp yeah March 23, 2011

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009