captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

by Alpa June 27, 2006

poke check

It's anal fingering

I poke check a bitch last night

by lp yeah March 23, 2011

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004