poke-shuffle

a group of awesome people who roleplay pokemon on tumblr. everything is switched up, including the regions and starters. they are lead by morty and kotone, the loving mods. Also, Leaf throws piplups off buildings.

"I'm Eusine and I can't count past six. What the heck comes after six?"
Poke-shuffle is the best group ever!

Poke-shuffle has some quality roleplayers.

Morty is poke-shuffle's whore.
by blondies_ November 09, 2011
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The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.
Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie
by BrumBrum October 19, 2012
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poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."
by C E O November 10, 2007
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pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.
"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."
by Alpa June 27, 2006
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poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.
I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.
by Pestac September 20, 2004
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poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.
I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.
by phreak May 25, 2004
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