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Potty

A person obsessed with Harry Potter, much akin to a Trekkie but indelibly worse.

Usually seen decked out in the colors of their favorite house(scarves, fake glasses, fake scars,'magic wands',robes, etc) casting imaginary spells at one another.

Tend to associate with houses based on their morals, and what each house represents. Color is often another major choosing point.

Can be found in front of movie theaters for midnight releases of Harry Potter movies, or at J.K. Rowling book signings. Also at other alternative social activities, such as anime/comic/harry potter conventions, book stores, and family basements.

A potty can be either male or female, and are often single, but do tend to inter-date one another. Incredibly socially awkward, and often introverted. Their preferred non-potty crowd is interspersed with other socially awkward folk,(D&D/Yu-gi-oh/pokemon/WoW players, anime fans, comic book folk, goths, etc.) with whom they will also pursue relations.
N:
Person 1: Wanna go to the movies tonight?

Person 2: No, the new Harry Potter flick just came out. The
theater is gonna be Potty heaven. Maybe next week.

-or-

Person 1: Did you see <insert name> today all decked out in Gryffindor crap. Doesn't he/she realize that Harry Potter is fake? What a potty.
by I hate Harry Potter fans. August 28, 2011
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Potty-bang

When a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a shit, gets his skanky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.

To have sexual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
To do the deed while dropping a deuce.
To make babies while making gravy.
To bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.
EX1:
BillyBob- "Yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-titty-skank behind the counter."

JonnyBoy- "Uh..yea dude, double-D's at least."

BillyBob- "Yea, well I had to drop a mean duce when I stopped there last nite. I gave her the eye as I walked towards the bathroom, and next thing I knew she was potty-bangin' the shit outta me!"

JonnyBoy- "No pun intended!"

BillyBob- "Shut the fuck up! And comb my mullett for me."
EX 2:
Male- "Baby, I'm runnin' a little late for work this morning but Im horny as hell!"

Skanky McSleaze- "Well...we could do a quickie."

Male- "Or, I could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. That's two birds with one stone you skank!"

Skanky McSleaze- "What!!!...O.K., Fine."
by RenoRyan November 4, 2007
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Related Words
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Pooty Stank

When someone (male or female) is out in the heat and or sweating profusely or forgets to change their underwear, which results in a horrible scent that can be smelt almost a mile away.
Z-Lo: Man Z-Lo I've been working like a dog today

Mango: Believe me I know, you've got some killer pooty stank!
by Bouls September 29, 2008
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pottyfart

When you are sitting on the toilet trying to pinch a loaf and you fart instead. Hence the term pottyfart.
Hey Lucas, did you hear that pottyfart?
Ya Jamie, I think it came from stall number three.
by Hoopi Doopi June 11, 2006
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Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty
“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
Taylor has fucking potty mouth”
by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019
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gang gang since potty train

aye don't be messin with Tyrone hes gang gang since potty train
by sam5106 December 20, 2018
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pooty bo poot

A large Lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog.
by Bob seager April 1, 2007
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