Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

Postal Babble

When someone is explaining something that can cause them to become excited or animated in the way they are conversing about any given topic they are discussing . Often times they are well knowledgeable and versed in what they are discussing that most often then not when someone is in a postal babble they appear is if they are ranting excessively and almost incoherently with which the speed of main talking points and secondary topics are being swiftly and intelligently woven together that seems very much like nonsensical Madness to the untrained or easily misdirected but to all those who is starting to train themselves in the study of discovery and meaning and for just those extras wise and what ifs that entail everyone's daily life and literal existence someone who appears to be on a going into a postal Babel Has masterfully narrated a deep ladder and which they invite all who care to listen to the quote unquote nonsensical ranting and ravings like a madman to follow them down the Deep rabbit hole that they have seen to have formulated in the present moment

Oh I can't wait until 5:00 so I can listen to my podcast postal babble . #2 . It sounds like Bob is getting into a Postal Babble agin . I wonder what it's going to be about this time .

by D1G1TaL_){night November 24, 2022

Poostain Pancake

Poostain Pancake: To poop so hard and so much, that, there is no more white in your toilet, its all brown and looks very much like a burnt pancake.

Danny: "Eeeeeewwww! Billy just shat a poostain pancake!"
Jonny: "Cool! Want some breakfast?"

poop poo poostain pancake crap

by ne-who December 1, 2009

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Osaka Popstar

an American punk rock supergroup consisting of "American Legends Of Punk".

The lineup consists of:

John Cafiero, singing

Jerry Only, bass (Misfits)

Dez Cadena, guitar (Black Flag)

Ivan Julian, guitar (Richard Hell and the Voidoids, worked with Matthew Sweet, the Clash and the Fleshtones)

Marky Ramone (of the ... you know).

The band has a fun logo and image based on Japanese animation and comics.

Osaka Popstar has only around for a few years. They've released an album of original songs and a live EP of "old skool" punk covers and such recorded live on Halloween night 2006 at the Starland Ballroom at Sayreville, New Jersey. Check them out. They're fun.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2009

Bi-postal

Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.

I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!

by Heather Donovan January 17, 2008

Postal 3

The upcoming sequel to Postal 2 which as of this writing isn't out yet, but according the Running With Scissors it'll be out before March 2011. From the gameplay footages seen it's even more outrageous and funnier than before, I will buy it. This game is like South Park. From what I've know of so far you can still use cats as silencers.

Postal 3 shall really be over the top

by extreme133 December 4, 2010