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plsrspnd 

Netspeak for 'please respond'.
Usually texted when you get left on read, and often will increase the odds of getting a response greatly.
B: "Did you watch that Harry Potter knockoff porn? Sperm-on-me's Secret?"
M: <no response>
B: plsrspnd
M: Oops, sorry! Watching now
plsrspnd by channel_panel January 13, 2019

Plsmarrymecatra 

Stan her she watches amazing shows and is a unproblematic queen everyone bow down and I’m proud to be their mutal -by .happy_drawer yes I said this
Queen plsmarrymecatra”

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD) 

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post
internet jargon meaning, "not within the context of the internet experience we are currently sharing, but in real life at your computer"
Kolevii plsirl, stfu
or
Kolevii plsirl try to maintain control, ok?
plsirl by Dumonyu August 28, 2003

plsmarrymecatra 

one of the coolest people you can meet, they are really pretty and have GOLD content.
have you heard of plsmarrymecatra on tiktok?

oh yeah!! i think oshyen is a big fan of them.
Like pls (please), but like, when you're extra desperate.
My friend: "Ugh no I don't wanna go and get tacos with you"

Me: "Omg! Plsss I'm so hungry"

- or -

My friend: "Omg that guy is smoking hot, I would totally date him"

Me: "Omg are you srs? That guy looks looks like my dad"

My friend: "Omg plsss"
plsss by IdkSomeoneRandomIGuess January 24, 2021