by Windoge March 24, 2017
Get the Platypusmug. Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk
by One plus 2 July 20, 2017
Get the Platypusmug. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!
by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021
Get the Platypusmug. When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Get the Perry the platypusmug. Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
Get the Platypusmug. by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023
Get the baby platypus addictionmug. Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020
Get the Perry The Platypusmug.