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Corn Planter

The act of pooping directly into another person's butt hole.
I paid a hooker in Vegas $50 to give me a handy and a Corn Planter.
by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025
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Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim
Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!
by Love-fi December 10, 2025
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Alex O'Planter

HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!
Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"

Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024
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St. Andrews Placer

These rare specimens are very Irish and only look up to one person in life, Connor Mcgreggor. He is god to them because they like to ask like him round school and like to see them self as absolute weapons. Aswell as this they have very very fit mothers, usually known as Mary.

Plz watch out for these specimens because I assure you, that you do not want to meet someone as built as them
No one: .....
St. Andrews Placer : wow Connor mcgreggor is soo beautiful, top of the morning to ya
by ???i wonder who April 23, 2019
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by GravelWincher123 March 9, 2026
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