pisser

A person (usually male), who makes a social media comments designed solely to nitpick and negate something another person (usually a woman) has said - much like a dog that feel compelled to piss on other people's things

Every time I post a How-to example on Facebook, that pisser, Matthew, shows up and nitpicks something not relevant to the topic

I was having a a lovely twitter conversation until that pisser, John, showed up.

by The Wolf. June 7, 2020

pisser

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 5, 2023

Pink Pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish
fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

An: I ate so much dragonfruit that my
piss is pink!
Am: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 28, 2022

Bin-Pisser

When someone takes a piss in a public bin; toilet, outdoor or otherwise.

Balcon worker: "I'm sick of cleaning piss out of this bin, fuck you Thomas, ya' big Bin-Pisser!"

by The Big BP August 9, 2017

pisser misser

someone who pees on the toilet seat

my son is a real pisser misser

by p3t0r June 28, 2022

Fizzy Pisser

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.

1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?

by Snecksy April 13, 2017

Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021