Bottomless Pinocchio

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.

That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.

by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.

"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"

by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018

four pinocchio's

An unabashed liar like Donald Trump.

He/she tells so many lies I give him/her four Pinocchio's.

by PDVB September 7, 2017

Pinochet

Salvador Allende was the first Marxist ever to be elected to the national presidency of a liberal democracy with 33% of the vote and unconstitutional partnerships during the Cold War. Invited 50-year Cuban dictator Fidel Castro to Chile for 23 days for advice on how to change constitution and carry out communist-led revolution alike 1948 Czechoslovak coup d'état to turn Chile into a second Cuba. Plan backfired. Allende's presidency was ended by opposing forces on second attempt aka 1973 Chilean coup d'état. Augusto Pinochet led those forces and used any means necessary to get the job done.

-Study confirms that you can make Americans believe anything that international communism says about Salvador Allende if they fail to Wikipedia fact check. Augusto Pinochet led the forces that took Allende and his personal militia following to the ground and prevented Chile from becoming a new Cuba.

-I can be super chill and smoke weed and read about democratic ideas but will fact check before glorifying communist leaders like Stalin who killed millions or Salvador Allende who almost did the same as he attempted to turn Chile into a second Cuba before Augusto Pinochet forceful military intervention.

by Wiseman_freedom_seeker September 13, 2020

Pinocchio-style

A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.

The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)

Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!

by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010

pinochle wages

a really low paying job, like a Mcjob. A job that only brings in, if your lucky 2/3 of what you need to live on a month. But you keep it because there isn't much else out there.

I'd have more money if I didn't make pinochle wages

by just s guy June 12, 2012