Pineapple

The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.

Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.

by PineappleDude December 28, 2005

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011

Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.

When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!

by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008

diced pineapples

If a girl eats diced pineapple, her pussy gonna taste better

-Last night I ate this girl vagina. She tasted so good.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.

by mastertgd August 30, 2012

Pineapple Geyser

Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser

"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions

by Duckens April 8, 2010

boys that eat pineapples

1. a human of the male gender that consumes pineapples

2. why did you look this up it's pretty self-explanatory

Boy 1: "hey do you eat pineapples?"
Boy 2: "yea i'm one of the boys that eat pineapples."

by boy who eats pineapples April 27, 2021

pineapple XX

One of the dankest weed strands known to clinics. It will give you one of the best high's you will ever have. Not related to pinapple express

think of smoking 5 bowls of orange kush to the dome. Its like that, pineapple XX is the shit

by Jason Super Fly February 11, 2009