Pikachu

Prisoner of Man. Pikachu is the only one of Ash's pokemons that has not evolved yet over the course of years the show has been on-air. It is infer that Pikachu isn't allowed the freedom to express his true self and venture out into the world because of Ash's strict restriction he has on him.

Matt: Living at home suck when I'm going to college. My parents treat me like I'm still a kid.
Drew: That sucks man, but just be glad your not a Pikachu!
Matt: Haha, your right. Anything is better than that!

by Abby_08 May 17, 2009

Pikachu

Epic yellow object made from Chuck Norris's guts and Charlie Sheen's blood. A living Tesla Coil. If his lightning was projected in real life, it would be around a hundred million volts, and a few hundred amps. AKA Deadly but awesome. Pikachu hates going into Pokeballs, and controls children's minds through it's total epicness. A male pikachu has a pointy tail, and a female has a heart. Pikachu is the god of adorable, fluffy things and is an apprentice for the god of high voltage, Nikola Tesla. Pikachu might cause seizures when zapping missiles though. Other than that, a tame one is extremely cuddly. Pikachu lost a lot of weight from the first season to now. That doesn't mean he's any less adorable and cute!

Today's kids will never know why Pikachu is always out of its pokeball... Pikachu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, and Emolga are all related, according to Bulbapedia. Also, you can tell by looking at them. They all have circles on their faces, and they are all tiny, and they are all cute as fuck.

Joke: What is an electric Pokemon's capacitance measured in?

PIKA-FARADS!!!
*Pika, pico meaning 10^-12, geddit?*

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

Pikajew

A Japanese Jew

very rare but very cool

Omg that Japanese guy just went into a synagog!! he is a pikajew!

by Courtie Loo December 9, 2008

pikachu

short, yellow and cute, often used to complement girls

cathy, you're like a pikachu

by john ladder September 21, 2007

Pikachu

1. A fictional mouse pokémon
2. Used in memes, "peek at you"

When you're in the shower, I'm gonna pikachu!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

Pikajew

Pikajew is a steel type Pokemon. Pikajew is incapable of learning payday, as it cannot throw money away. Pikajew is weak against wheezing and coffing as they are gas types, and as everyone knows, pikajews are really bad against gas.

Gary; "Wheezing I choose you!"

Ash; "Pikajew use tackle."

Pikajew fainted

by Dyslexic_Apple June 15, 2017

pikachu

when you put 3 batteries and one turned on flashlight up your partner's ass and turn the flashlight on causing light to expel from your partner's anus burning them. You then stand over your writhing partner and scream at the top of your lungs "THUNDERBOLT"

"b-babe why-y d-did y-you j-j-just pikachu me?"

by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022