Picking Clams

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

Picking Clams by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

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Picking Your Duck

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

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a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

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1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

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In football/soccer when a player doesn’t let an opponent do anything significant eg. rendering them useless throughout a match

George: did you see how well Rüdiger played vs Atletico?
Rick: yeah he was totally pocketing Suarez

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To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

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The act of using a lock pick typically made out of a windshield wiper to open a door, often illegally such as in a break in

Lock picking is the preferred method of entry by criminals and is like a key to the city.

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