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Picking Your Duck 

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

picking up wood 

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.
I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.
picking up wood by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.
1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

Pocketing 

In football/soccer when a player doesn’t let an opponent do anything significant eg. rendering them useless throughout a match
George: did you see how well Rüdiger played vs Atletico?
Rick: yeah he was totally pocketing Suarez
Pocketing by fartlicker420 March 21, 2021

hood dickering 

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps
I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones
hood dickering by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Lock picking

The act of using a lock pick typically made out of a windshield wiper to open a door, often illegally such as in a break in
Lock picking is the preferred method of entry by criminals and is like a key to the city.
Lock picking by Thefanman May 23, 2016