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Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!
by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009
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Cruiser Panic Inducer

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
by Imacowboy October 18, 2009
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Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
by Kalisiin January 9, 2011
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hooked on phonics

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houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!
by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003
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phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.
I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.
by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005
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phanie

the hottest person i have ever seen in my entire life...ooh baby! (see also "sexy")
she's such a phanie!
by hoT May 2, 2003
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e-phonics

The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.
Example of e-phonics in action:

Thatcalichick: OMG tht b0y is teh hottness.

Dizzybroad: O Rly? Do you want to sex0r him?

Thatcalichick: Ys Rly. W00T!
by Melba Searcy April 12, 2007
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