Get the Penismug. Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.
There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.
by Alysa May 19, 2006
Get the Penismug. 1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large.
2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation
3. Something women love, but never respect
4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.
2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation
3. Something women love, but never respect
4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.
1. I have a big penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis))
3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis?
4. Don't always think with your penis
2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis))
3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis?
4. Don't always think with your penis
by Josh Selvidge February 6, 2007
Get the penismug. by lemonboy October 2, 2006
Get the penimug. PENI!!!
by anonymous111111111111111133333 January 13, 2011
Get the PENImug. by Itsbritaneybitch January 21, 2018
Get the Penismug.