Pencil pot 

Pencil pot is a place of relaxation that the youths of Clifton and surrounding villages have used to smoke and sniff drugs for many generations.

Let's go pencil pot and sit there for a few hours like we do everyday

Pencil pot by Joe s July 3, 2016

pencil case 

a small miny zippable bag that you put stolen school material in

a have a pencil case full of stolen crayola markers

pencil case by Lebron steve June 17, 2019

Pencil rolling 

The act of lying on the ground, by oneself or attached to another person and rolling like a pencil to the left or right whilst remaining as flat as possible. Best attempted in a nightclub, pub, or your local 24hr supermarket.

Mate, look at those two smashed hotties pencil rolling!

Pencil rolling by PhilboDildo June 2, 2011

pencil jockeying 

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.

Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?

pencil jockeying by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

pencil squeezer 

Masturbator

Wanker

Onenist

Verse of Ian Dury song:

'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.

Also:

That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...

pencil squeezer by D B Cooper June 6, 2013

pencil bin 

A device used by filthy sluts to urinate in while intoxicated.

Damn, that filthy slut pissed in my pencil bin while she was drunk.

pencil bin by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

pencil face 

Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.

Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!

pencil face by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014