A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
by Fredsix October 25, 2017
Get the pasty as fuckmug. The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
by Keeno69 November 1, 2022
Get the Flying Pastymug. Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.
Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.
Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.
by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018
Get the Furry Pastymug. An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.
I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere
two girls, one cup assplay shitfood howdidienduphere
by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018
Get the Butt Pastiemug. by Rangafam September 16, 2017
Get the pasty rangemug. A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"
2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"
"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
Get the Pasty Bikemug. by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017
Get the pasty mashingmug.