Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

paitin

Paitin means a sexy girl who doesn't eat her ice cream quick enough.

Damn Paitin you need to eat your ice cream quicker.

by Patdatstarfish November 14, 2013

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018

paating

1. PAATING (proper noun) is the nickname of a highly skilled and accurate thrower.

2. PAATING (adjective) is also the sound of an object when it hits its intended target, which if you are PAATING(1.) is very often.

3. To PAATING,(verb) being able to hit an object with a throw that seems highly improbable.

1. PAATING, you never miss do you?

2. He threw it at the post and it just went PAATING!

3. Go on man PAATING the post.

by yobti April 24, 2009

Rockstar Parking

When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.

Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning

Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.

Passenger: Lucky bastard.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.

The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch

by SlickVik August 16, 2010