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Parallel Universes

If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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Parallelogram

If you make an illuminati triangle with two hands, then flip one hand. This is what you end up with.

The {illuminati} is in 4 sided shapes too.
Person 1: WOAH HOW'D YOU MAKE THAT PARALLELOGRAM!
Person 2: Well, you just...
by BurningToast May 29, 2018
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Paralegal

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.
by Tidas December 5, 2018
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career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers
James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal
by Big Ros August 2, 2008
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Love parallelogram

A romantic relationship involving three people, in which two people are in a relationship with each other, and the third person is in love with both of them.
A: I found myself in a love parallelogram when I realized I love both Alice and Bob, like bro they are in love with each other...
B: God that's why I'm a relationship anarchist, this shit is too much for my brain.
by dirt 💖 December 28, 2022
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" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009
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parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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