A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”
I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.
by Observative December 19, 2020
Get the vicarious parasitemug. A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.
Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
Get the Parasitic Tenhead Vampiremug. 
Get the Parasite-style' flatsmug. by Bob Blake February 24, 2019
Get the Parasitemug. A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.
The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.
by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019
Get the Parasitemug. by littcorp March 10, 2023
Get the useless parasitemug. Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.
A.K.A TheBummba
A.K.A TheBummba
Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
Wise "yes lets farm"
Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)
Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"
by Thebummba May 9, 2018
Get the Parasitemug.