by MNDandy January 9, 2011
Get the Uncle Pancakes mug.a wanna-be hip-hop Chinese boy, usually residing in Beijing. An urban panda spends his evenings hanging out at bars and clubs that serve cheap drinks (often made with fake alcohol) trolling for drunk foreign girls and quietly hating other boys doing the same thing. Although he has a sweet, benign demeanor, if anything goes down, he will throw bottles at, pour beers on, and flick cigarette butts towards the fighting crowd from the safety of the DJ booth. Distinguishing features may include tattoos, earrings, knit hat, puffy jacket, and baggy jeans; he may also have unexplainable scars. The urban panda is excellent in bed: lots of endurance, creativity, flexibility, and willingness to please.
The club was full of urban pandas drinking shots.
Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.
Girl: Damn, that urban panda is sweating me.
Friend: Girl, he sweats everyone.
by kaybee7 December 1, 2010
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by Pool Bear April 12, 2011
Get the panda point mug.When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
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by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017
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-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.
-- Is IHOP open?
-- yes.
-- where are my keys?
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-- yes.
-- where are my keys?
by JerBearius January 8, 2010
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he has endured many a spider mine to the face, and suffered the scorn of frequent psi storms.
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by dobbersp May 6, 2009
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