Stuart-Palmer

He is a man with the brains of a chimp!!

look he is a stuart-palmer

by stuart palmer December 1, 2009

Pink Palmer

A mixed drink made with pink lemonade and ice tea.

She ordered a pink palmer from the waiter.

by Todd Grossman August 3, 2006

arnold palmer

when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!

paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!

by special_OV July 15, 2013

rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

Dirty Palmer

During a rousing session of anal sex with his significant other, the man in the rear pulls his penis out and proceeds in jerking off on his lover's back, thus giving himself a dirty palm.

I pulled it out of my stud muffin's butt and finished off all over him with a dirty palmer.........

by spangs May 1, 2008

Palmer chocolate

Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.

It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.

Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.

by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010

arnold palmer

a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.

by dat n199a!! June 21, 2009