Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
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After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.
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Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
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I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.
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