Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Painterly

A word made by YouTube star moriah Elizabeth meaning in a painted style

This rainbow is very painterly

by Crafty frog January 13, 2023

painterly

by Moriah Elizabeth. adj. very artistic and clearly beautifully painted.

dam, that mural is painterly!

by Kimaya from Kimpossible July 1, 2023

Painterlyness

Created by Moriah Elizabeth,means to add a panted look to digital art.

Lets give the pink cat some painterlyness.

by SquishFreak October 28, 2023

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025