Pado

Pado is a master potato baker. He loves to bake bread and smoke weed. He's "pek". He usualy drives around in black alfa. He loves to turn alfa on the roof in every corner there is. He supports merda Juventus. He is a true fisherman.

Look it's Pado, he just turned his alfa upside down.

by Maček Muri November 14, 2012

Paden

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.

by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English L January 22, 2003

PADOTF

Pissed And Dribbling On The Floor

I always think better when in PADOTF mode.

by Winters January 8, 2008

padoober

someone who is easily distracted, yet keeps people's attention by being attractive

That blonde is such a padoober

by Cheaze Rathburn December 22, 2009

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

Padejah

You are beautiful and smart. You are also very shy but when someone gets to know you, you are very fun. You are loyal and sweet and and a easy going person. Also, your favorite colors are blue, pink, purple, and red. You are the true meaning of awesome.

Padejah is beautiful.
Padejah is awesome.

by beautyxoxo March 17, 2015

Padode

Somebody who who uses the last of something and then puts it back empty

Erika left the toilet paper roll empty. What a padode!

by Bonbon805 July 3, 2016