paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Throwing a paddy

Offensive expression used to describe someone having a tantrum by comparing someone to a "paddy". Unsurprisingly it's an expression only used by the English.

He's throwing a paddy

by maria90 March 31, 2017

paddler

what whitewater kayakers call each other.

you can only say paddler if you are also a whitewater kayaker. Just like nigger for blacks.

by trip420 May 11, 2006

paddled

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.

by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006

lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

Duff Paddy

An Irish D Piddy/Puff Daddy rap wannabe

That Seamus, he thinks he's hip and well 'down wit it'. He's just a Duff Paddy

by Doddi September 14, 2007