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Pablo Testicle

Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?
"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"

"No way bro! What was his name?"

"Pablo Testicle."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"

"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"
by AMatterOfFax November 8, 2019
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Full Pablo

When a professional athlete leaves a team and subsequently acts in a classless manner.
Pablo "Panda" Sandoval went Full Pablo once he got to Boston.
by competentobserver March 10, 2015
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borednaked's pablo

1. A fraudulent copy that is visually convincing at long range, but upon closer inspection is easily identifiable as a fake. 3. A rough approximation that is used as a temporary diversion.
"When you've got your beer goggles on, make sure the girl on your arm isn't borednaked's pablo."
by John Martin May 1, 2005
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John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑
Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭
by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
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Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar is a nice friend of me. We used to own a store and stuff, but when he went to America to sell some stuff, I never saw him again. He still owes me some money.
Pablo Escobar is my friend!

Pablo owes me money
by Pablo's Friend November 11, 2020
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ripe pablo

The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.
Ed loved tasting himself, after some hot anal he always requested a ripe pablo.
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Pablo Picasso

The elite twentieth century painter, master of Cubism. And he was NEVER called an asshole - even though he was only 5 foot 3.
Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
by Dylan J. Hewson January 15, 2008
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