pretendsbian

Somebody that pretends to be a lesbian for attention or publicity.

She was a pretendsbian because she pretended to be a lesbian.

by sallygal61 January 21, 2010

Pretendinitis

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.

He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.

by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020

pretensbian

Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.

"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."

by YouCantKillANinja May 8, 2014

pretendadate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.

Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know it was a pretendadate

by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009

Prekend

A night out before the weekend begins, usually on Thursday night.

It's not quite the weekend, but that's no excuse not to party!

On a Thursday night:

Tim: "Hey! Wanna have some drinks tonight?"

Matty: "Why not? It's the Prekend!"

by missepgeezey October 6, 2011

Pretendian

An actor or actress of non-Native American descent who plays a Native American on the screen or stage.

I'm not an Indian, but I play one on TV.

So, you're a pretendian?

Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.

by Roger Darrelson February 17, 2010

Pretentious

To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:

A) Fit into a group.

B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.

Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:

i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.

ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.

a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.

b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.

i) I am a goth I love HIM.

ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.

Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.

Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.

by Mike December 28, 2005