A magical land where no one ever grows up. Like Neverland. Only no one can fly. Maturity is difficult to find, until you manage to GTFO and go to college.
Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.
Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.
Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #1: "OMG! We should all go to the club and represent Port Huron!"
Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #2: "OMG! You are so right! I hear Girls Gone Wild is in Detroit! We should go be whores who think they are attractive!"
Bitchy Port Huron girl who grew up, moved out, and got a real life and a job after graduating: "No, you shouldn't. Because you are not nearly as hot as you think you are."
Port Huron male: "I'd hit it anyway. But I kinda take what I can get around Port Huron."
Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #2: "OMG! You are so right! I hear Girls Gone Wild is in Detroit! We should go be whores who think they are attractive!"
Bitchy Port Huron girl who grew up, moved out, and got a real life and a job after graduating: "No, you shouldn't. Because you are not nearly as hot as you think you are."
Port Huron male: "I'd hit it anyway. But I kinda take what I can get around Port Huron."
by thankgodigotthefuckoutofph. June 22, 2009
Get the Port Huronmug. by frankiebenzless December 5, 2010
Get the Port Monmouthmug. by The Cracka Attacka December 11, 2010
Get the Port Wheezymug. The port sponge was so heavy that after last night, that I had to hold my head in my hands for three days.
by sjm79 May 7, 2018
Get the Port Spongemug. A town where the population never changes. One girl gets pregnant one man leaves town. It's been this way for more years than I have been alive! A town run by the old folks and pissed on by the young. Once you get here you might as well consider yourself a lifer. There's no way out. Weed is sold on just about every street and the most popular place (besides the beach) is the LCBO. Everyone here gets laid! "Secret affairs" aren't so secret when the whole town knows your business. Omg let's not forget the waste of millions of dollars that could have went to hundreds of things to build up this area and bring in businesses and popularity! Why do all this when we can have a submarine that is rusting to all fuck from the shitty paint job done to it. And lets not forget to over charge the fuck out of the tour price so that barely anyone cares to see it. Just a complete waste of money leaving the residents to fit the bill! The older folks running the town bring in the worst entertainment possible these days definately feel like the town is only catered to the elderly and then they wonder why younger and new families don't show up for fun anymore. At least if you go to the right place the fish is good.
Let's go to Port Burwell and laugh at the $6 million rusting submarine.
At least the booze, weed and fish are plentiful here.
It's summer time lets go fuck our neighbors and tourists after we pick up a baggy and a bottle.
At least the booze, weed and fish are plentiful here.
It's summer time lets go fuck our neighbors and tourists after we pick up a baggy and a bottle.
by catchinmine January 11, 2017
Get the port burwellmug. Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.
by Vr30 king August 14, 2022
Get the ported stocksmug. Quote from the instruction manual:
"aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery."
"aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery."
by Cpt.Bob November 7, 2003
Get the port townmug.