1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.
2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.
3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.
4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.
5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.
6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.
7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!
cock, penis
2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.
3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.
4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.
5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.
6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.
7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!
cock, penis
by Fuzzy1! August 03, 2009
1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one
1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone!
2. rick was acting like a poop last night.
2. rick was acting like a poop last night.
by jayhawkk December 04, 2008
1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such.
2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.
2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.
1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny!
2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop!
2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop!
by Dr. T. Annenbaum November 08, 2008
If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.
by unicorn=horsewithseatonhead January 22, 2009
by Poop Meister August 20, 2003
by poopzorz July 18, 2005
Mr. Crabs : hey spongebitch
Spongebob: yes?
Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP
Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU
Spongebob: cries and runs out the door
Spongebob: yes?
Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP
Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU
Spongebob: cries and runs out the door
by beeotchluver June 21, 2010