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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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I've got a PhD... A pretty huge dick
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Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”
by PhDboi June 14, 2018
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Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
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A PHD Is a pretty huge dick
My new boyfriend has a PHD
by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
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Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!
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It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama
I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night
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