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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.

A perfect example would be You
Alone on Christmas day? wow, you are so pathetic.
by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019
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Pathetic

Chelsea supporters
Look hoe pathetic he is
by Dooooohhhhhh April 18, 2022
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Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.
Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE!"
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone who is not thinking right Like a Pathetic is personally Really Pathetic Barnaclehead
by AlishaHands January 13, 2022
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pathetic

Tsar (Marcel H) and the staff standing behind him in the Premier Racing League.
Hey, do you think we should be kind, professional and logical about this situation?
No. Let's just act immature and Pathetic.
by MarcelH July 11, 2023
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pathetic excuse

the evie’s
by hahahabeb January 4, 2023
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